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cockneytranslater.com/ | 1055 | 190 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater | 10697 | 1961 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-67 | 14859 | 2753 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-66 | 10790 | 2138 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-65 | 29143 | 5438 |
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The Cockney Translater! | OK |
The Cockney Translater! - All Episodes | OK |
Episode 67 | OK |
Episode 66 | OK |
Episode 65 | OK |
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The Cockney Translater!
cockneytranslater.com/
Globalisation for the 99% not the 1%. We are quarantined and branded as criminals if we break that quarantine. Compartmentalisation, for profit, farming. There is ...
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cockneytranslater.com/ | description | Globalisation for the 99% not the 1%. We are quarantined and branded as criminals if we break that quarantine. Compartmentalisation, for profit, farming. There is a change a natural evolutional change. A period. This natural occurrence has been predicted for thousands of years. It is not secret, to those that would... know.... to look. We are now arriving. We are meant to globalise naturally... It's been hijacked! We’re currently being read in 102 countries. Namely (in alphabetical order): Algeria, Afghanistan, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Belgium, Bolivia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominica, Egypt, Estonia, Ethiopia, European country, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Great Britain, Greece, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Liberia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Palestinian Territories, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Republic of Serbia, Reunion (French), Romania, Russian Federation, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovak Republic, Slovenia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States, Vietnam, Virgin Islands (British). Contains rude language, anti-social conduct and confronting themes. |
cockneytranslater.com/ | keywords | The Cockney Translater,A Beeline,Sir Jobseeker,cockney translator,atticus,the 33 |
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cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater | description | Globalisation for the 99% not the 1%. We are quarantined and branded as criminals if we break that quarantine. Compartmentalisation, for profit, farming. There is a change a natural evolutional change. A period. This natural occurrence has been predicted for thousands of years. It is not secret, to those that would... know.... to look. We are now arriving. We are meant to globalise naturally... It's been hijacked! The Cockney Translater! - All Episodes |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater | keywords | The Cockney Translater,- All Episodes |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-67 | viewport | width=device-width, initial-scale=1 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-67 | description | The bells, the bells, does any of this ring any bells, oh it’s the alarm, for what? ring, RingRRRRRRRRRRRing, Well it’s all going like clockworck isn’t it, Amazon what some people will do to guard their oranges. Ain’t it. Times up, We are here, I'm glad. Let’s get it on, as Marvin said, he didn't mean it like that did he, did I? |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-67 | keywords | Episode 67 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-66 | viewport | width=device-width, initial-scale=1 |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-66 | description | Morning peoples, they got you looking at steeples, you will. At some point if it hasn’t already this born scenario we see play out is going to put a heel straight in your rose garden soon. Presuming you have a rose garden and not a balcony. If you have a balcony, instead of a garden you know exactly what rung you’re on, you can jump anytime you like to see how deadly high it is. For just one moment can you sit down (oh you are, ok) and think of all the things being up in the air for all to see. There you are coming home and you see where you’re going long before others. When I lived in one and next the one I lived before, I saw both sides. I lived in a House in the hood, on an old street that didn’t get swallowed by the estates built around it. For some when they first arrived they liked the green and pleasant prepared land, they came from a fuckin hovel. Here there were trees and grass, not only that it was preceded with a war of unimaginable ending. People had enough, a belly up to the back of tongue enough. |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-66 | keywords | Episode 66 |
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cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-65 | description | What ya saying you lot, How are you're wibbly wobbly bits doing, bet they’re a bit wobblier ooh er eh. Let’s see, where the fuck were we, I can’t remember can you. Still it doesn't matter you can pick this story up no problem. There is never far to look for a lie, it’s very difficult to find any truth these days, ain't it. There was a time back in the old days, ten years ago, when you could wade through the shit, and the good stuff covered the top, it covered the smell, we could get by. Now the petri dish is about to double again, it’s about to go from half, quite comfortably to full, in one go. |
cockneytranslater.com/cockney-translater/episode-65 | keywords | Episode 65 |
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